I’ve long memek been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder crot the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokep were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just crot be the quietest.

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