The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

porn I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a memek stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by crot a woman in a nearby room screeching crot so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokep ‘miaulement’ (the memek bokep delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know memek and bokeh all men dread – the louder crot the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot porn there’s sex as crot crot performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male memek ego, bokeh she’s bokep far porn more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic bokep Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to crot faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their porn partner feel happy, bokep porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was porn the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were porn all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot crot and porn that women were porn prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the crot finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep crot of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can bokep you get a crot bloomin’ bokep move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education porn comes from porn, porn where loud porn always equals bokep better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokep sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far bokeh as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should bokep be doing.’

bokep Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At bokeh Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. bokeh But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek memek the porn crot best sex may just be the quietest.

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