bokeh I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokep of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled bokeh her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in crot my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that porn erotic decibels were all about memek manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry crot of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m porn enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on memek observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and crot keen to memek copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best porn sex may just be the quietest.

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