I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most crot women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in porn terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel crot happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in crot hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order porn to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you porn want to bokeh attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins – was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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