I’ve long been haunted by the memory of porn a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all bokeh night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokeh words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And %anchor_text% when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing crot for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s porn far more crot likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan porn than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an porn occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of crot our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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